The jokes with analogy for children They are ideal for them to learn the similarities between different things. The word analogy refers to the relationship of similarity between different things.
In grammar, analogy refers to the similarity that exists between linguistic components that have the same functions or have some significant coincidence. It is about comparing elements that have similar characteristics.
The teacher asks Jaimito:
-Jaimito: Why is Columbus famous?
-For your memory, teacher.
-Because of your memory?
-Yes, because in their monument they always put "in memory of Columbus".
A mother talks to her son:
-Let's see son: how much is 4 × 4?
-Tie.
-And what is 2 × 1?
-Offer.
One person says to another:
-English level?
-High.
-Translate "memory"
-Memory.
-Use it in a sentence.
-Once I threw myself out the window and "memory".
One book tells another:
-You look thinner.
-Thanks; they removed my appendix.
First act: A man goes into a river and comes out black.
Second act: Another man goes into the river and comes out black.
Third act: Another man goes into the river and comes out black.
How is the play called?
The river leaves neiro.
Says one to another:
-What are you doing with your eyes closed in front of the computer?
-Windows told me to close the tabs.
Two men talk:
-But man why you showering in blue paint?
-Because my girlfriend is going on a trip.
-And that has to do?
-That I want to always be blue.
One man says to another:
-Do you know what one jaguar says to another?
-"Jaguar you?"
One friend tells another:
-Hey, my cat has killed your dog.
-But how is my cat going to kill your dog? If my dog is a Doberman that measures two meters!
-I already know it! I mean my dad's car jack.
Two cats meet:
-Meow meow.
-Wow wow.
-Hey, if you're a cat, why do you bark like a dog?
-Because I am bilingual!
Two tomatoes are crossing the street and a car runs over one of the tomatoes. And the other asks:
-What did they do to you?
-Ketchup.
A Mexican meets a Chinese and says:
-Hello.
-13:30.
Pepito asks the teacher:
-Professor, you who know a lot should know ...
-What thing, Pepito?
-If cats scratch, do spiders crawl?
One little fish asks another:
-And what does your dad do?
-Nothing.
A judge addresses a defendant:
-Accused, speak now or be silent forever.
-I choose street.
Someone yells:
-Help, I have been bitten by a viper!
-Cobra?
-Not free.
In the pharmacy:
-Do you have pills for tiredness?
-They are sold out.
How do you tell a tamale that it is sick? Tamalito.
A fox and a dog stumble. The fox says: "I'm sorry", and the dog responds: "I'm Perry".
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