Animal jokes

To have a good time and have fun, animal jokes are ideal, especially for children, since they contain something they love -animals-, they are usually short and they retain attention well.

In addition, these kinds of jokes are used to teach concepts, new words, speech and, of course, humor. First, they can review animals that they already knew or do not know the name yet. Second, they will develop a sense of humor and can begin to understand double meanings..

The following animal jokes are about situations with mice, elephants, monkeys, ducks, pigs, cats, cows, turtles, and many others. How to use them? You can read them to your child or have him / her read them. Keep reading one at a time or save the page and come back another day.

List of animal jokes for kids

Why don't elephants use computers?

Because they fear the mouse.

What time is it when a lion enters a room?

Time to leave.

How do you tell a gorilla with two bananas in his ears?

As you want! Because he can't hear you.

Why do penguins carry their food in their beaks?

Because they don't have pockets!

Why do tigers eat their meat raw?

Because they haven't learned to cook.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin falling down a mountain downhill.

A mosquito asks its mother:

Mom, can I go play the theater?

The mother answers: Yes, son, but be very careful when humans clap.

A sheep asks his mother:

Mom, Mom, can I go to the concert?

The mother responds: Beeee, son, beeee.

Two bats are flying and they meet at the entrance of the cave ...

Bat 1: What's your name?

Bat 2: Little Bat, and you?

Bat 1: Oto.

Bat 2: Oto what?

Bat 1: Oto Bat.

How do you tell a math chick?

Pollinomial.

What do hedgehogs say when they hug?

Oh!

What animal has many teeth?

Perez mouse.

Do you know why ducks migrate when winter comes?

Because the cold is antipathic.

In the park there are two pigs ...

One greets him saying "oink oink", and the other answers "meow meow".

Amazed, the first pig asks: Why do you say that? To which, the other pig replies: "Because I'm on a course to learn a new language.".

Which animal is the oldest of all?

A zebra, because it is black and white!

Why is it difficult to defeat cats in a video game?

Because cats have 7 lives.

Do you know what one bed bug said to another?

I love you so badly.

One day of classes at the bottom of the sea, the octopus teacher asks the clown fish:

"What does your mom do?".

The little fish answers: "Nothing".

One sunny afternoon, two cows are eating grass on the farm ...

One says to the other: "Did you know that there is a mad cow disease?"

The other answers: I do not care, just as I am a sheep.

One lion meets another and asks:

“What's your name?”, And the latter responds: “Pedro Cyndi”. The first lion, surprised, says: "Hey, you, but Cyndi is a girl's name." To which the other lion says: “Cyndi is the diminutive of my nickname. I am Pedro Cindiente, I lost my teeth in a hunt ".

Julián comes to visit his mother's house ...

Then he observes a strange bird in a cage and asks, "Mom, what is that bird's name?".

The mother replies: "I don't know.".

Julián says: "What a cute loignorito!".

Do you know what language turtles speak?

Yes, of course, Tortuguese.

A mouse passes through the kitchen and sees a sitting rat, and asks:

"What are you doing there?". The rat answers: "Waiting a little while".

What animal jumps more than a tree?

Anyone, trees don't jump.

What does one walrus say to another?

Simple: "Hello, shall we have lunch tomorrow?".

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who believed herself to be a superhero ...

He started to run as if he wanted to fly and raised first one leg, then the other, and bang, he fell!

Two friendly worms meet ...

The first says: "Where do you come from, friend?", To which the second responds: "Going around the block".

How do you know if a rhino is under the couch?

Because your head is touching the ceiling.

What animal walks with one leg?

Easy, the duck.

How does an elephant get out of a pool?

Obvious, wet.

Pedrito had a dog that he called "cheese" ...

Once he got under the bed and did not return because the mice ate him.

How do porcupines kiss?

Carefully!

What is a white shark afraid of?

To the dentist!

What do you do if you go to sleep and find a crocodile in your bed?

Nothing, you are looking for another bed.

How do you greet a two-headed dog?

Easy hello… hello…

On the farm there was a cow, a goat, a pig and a duck, they were all 12 months old ...

Which of them is older? The duck, because it is 12 months and a peak.

Two fleas were talking on the corner ...  

In the distance you can see a dog walking. One says to the other, then we continue talking, here comes my transport.

What does one duck say to another duck when they run side by side in a race?

We are tied.

Luisito was walking with his loaded cat ...

In that, doña Juana approaches to see if he was aggressive and asks him: “Hello, Luisito, spider?”, And

Luisito says: “Spider? No… no… Dona Juana, it's a cat… Cat! ".

Two seals are taking a photo and one says to the other:

"Don't move, you're blurring".

Do you know what time it is when a gorilla hits your watch?

It's time for you to buy a new one.

Do you know what to do when a kangaroo hits you?

Simple: cry a lot.

What is the religious bird?

Simple: the Ave Maria.

Why are gorillas big, strong and hairy?

Because if they were small, weak and hairless, they were no longer gorillas.

-Grandma, grandma, a snake bit me!

-Cobra?

-No, I got stung for free!

Which marine animal weighs the most?

Of course the whale, because it goes-full.

A little pig asks his mother ...

"Mommy, why do I have this little hole under here?" And she answers: "¨Because if you had it on top you would be a piggy bank".

A giraffe meets a hippo and they start talking.

In this the giraffe tells him: "Don't ever be a friend of the zebra." To which the hippo asks: "Why?", And they reply: "It's that it's scratched".

The teacher asks Pedrito:

"Why do chickens lay eggs?" And he responds: "Because if they are thrown, they break".

A little bat comes with a face full of blood and meets another, and he asks:

"Wow! Where did you get so much blood? The little bat says to him: "Do you see that post over there?" The other says: "Yes", to which the bloody animal says: "Well, I did not see it!!

An English fox is coming down the mountain ...

And he meets a Mexican dog. The fox does not see him, he stumbles and says: "I'm sorry." To which the dog says: "I'm Perry".

A rabbit meets a turtle in the field and says:

“Let's have a competition. The first to get home wins, okay? In that, the turtle says: "Okay." And right away he crawled into his shell and screamed: “Win! I win!".

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Direct and indirect speech jokes

Jokes with question marks

Jokes with exclamation marks

Jokes with puns

Fruit jokes