The 100 Best Cats Phrases

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Robert Johnston
The 100 Best Cats Phrases

I leave you the best cat phrases, one of the most loved pets in the world for its cleanliness, tranquility and affection. They are by great authors such as Eckhart Tolle, Leonardo da Vinci, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Dickens, Winston S. Churchill and many more.

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-What greater gift than the love of a cat? -Charles Dickens.

-Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be enslaved on the leash. The cat.-Mark Twain.

-The smallest feline is a masterpiece.-Leonardo da Vinci.

-Dogs come when called; the cats receive the message and attend to you later.-María Bly.

-If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.-Mark Twain.

-If a cat spoke, it would be to say things like 'hey, I don't see any problem here.' - Roy Blount Jr.

-Cats have everything; admiration, endless sleep and company only when they want it.-Rod McKuen.

-God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.-Joseph Méry.

-A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.-George Mikes.

-There are two ways to take refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.-Albert Schweitzer.

-The way to get along with a cat is to treat it as an equal, or even better, as the superior that you know it to be.-Elizabeth Peters.

-Women and cats will always do what they want, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein.

-There are two ways to take refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.-Albert Schweitzer.

-"Miau" means "wow" in cat language.-George Carlin.

-Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.-James Herriot.

-I am fond of pigs. Dogs admire us. Cats despise us. Pigs treat us as equals.-Winston S. Churchill.

-Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.-Garrison Keillor.

-If animals could talk, the dog would be a clumsy companion without mincing words; But the cat would have the strange grace of not saying a word too much.-Mark Twain.

-I would like to see someone - prophet, king or God - who convinces a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.-Neil Gaiman.

-Anyone who believes what a cat tells them deserves everything they receive.-Neil Gaiman.

-Never try to take the stubbornness out of a cat.-Robert A. Heinlein.

-A cat has absolute emotional honesty. Human beings, for one reason or another, can hide their feelings, but a cat does not.-Ernest Hemingway.

-I love cats because I like my house; little by little, they become the visible soul of my home.-Jean Cocteau.

-Time spent with a cat is never lost.-Colette.

-I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats.-Eckhart Tolle.

-The way to get along with a cat is to treat it as an equal or even better, as the higher being that he knows him to be.-Elizabeth Peters.

-Writers love cats because they are calm, kind, and wise creatures. Cats love writers for the same reasons.-Robertson Davies.

-How do you know if someone is a true friend? That friend will take care of your cat when you are gone.-William S. Burroughs.

-There are no ordinary cats.-Colette.

-Cats can mathematically find the place to sit that will cause the most discomfort.-Pam Brown.

-I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.-Hippolyte Taine.

-I believe that cats are spirits that have come to Earth. A cat, I'm sure, could walk on a cloud without going through it.-Jules Verne.

-Dogs have their day, but cats have 365.-Lilian Jackson Braun.

-Dogs are too good and disinterested. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.-L.M. Montgomery.

-A house without a cat may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can you make your prestige evident? -Mark Twain.

-I think cats have Asperger's syndrome. Like me, they are very smart. And like me, sometimes they just have to be alone.-Jodi Picoult.

-A woman who does not love cats is never going to make a man happy.-Orhan Pamuk.

-When I feel depressed all I have to do is see my cats and my strength returns.-Charles Bukowski.

-Cats, as is known, are quite impervious to threats.-Connie Willis.

-This is the great secret of creativity: treat ideas like cats, you have to make them follow you.-Ray Bradbury.

-No matter how much cats fight, it always seems like they are just a bunch of kittens.-Abraham Lincoln.

-I am a cat. We are not required to be consistent.-Seanan McGuire.

-To err is human, to purr is feline.-Robert Byrne.

-The problem with cats is that they look exactly the same when they see a moth or when they see a killer with an ax.-Paula Poundstone.

-What kind of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats? -Henry David Thoreau.

-While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.-Mark Twain.

-There is no way to talk about cats so that one looks like a sane person in the eyes of others.-Dan Greenberg.

-Calling cats tends to be quite an overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.-Neil Gaiman.

-I was drawn to her aloof attitude, in the same way that cats gravitate towards people they want to avoid.-Rachel Hartman.

-Cats will gracefully tolerate humans until someone invents a can opener that can be operated with a paw.-Terry Pratchett.

-I think the world must be full of cats and full of rain, that's all, just cats and rain, rain and cats.-Charles Bukowski.

-Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.-William S. Burroughs.

-Cats gravitate to the kitchen like rocks gravitate to gravity.-Terry Pratchett.

-Cats never listen, they are trustworthy in that sense. When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still waited to be fed in time.-Seanan McGuire.

-One cat only leads to the next.-Ernest Hemingway.

-Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings; but cats have no function in a house at all.-W. Bruce cameron.

-Cats are a mysterious type of folklore.-Walter Scott.

-One of the reasons cats are happier than people is because they don't have newspapers.-Gwendolyn Brooks.

-Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to show they can do it.-Ilona Andrews.

-It always gives me a chill when I see a cat that can see what I cannot see.-Eleanor Farjeon.

-A lie is like a cat: you have to stop it before it gets out of the door or it will be very difficult to catch.-Charles M. Blow.

-Humans are drawn to cats because they are everything we are not - autonomous, elegant in everything they do, laid back, confident, content with company, and yet they still have their secret lives.-Pam Brown.

-There is no "language of cats." As painful as it is for us, we have to admit that they don't need one.-Barbara Holland.

-Cats effortlessly tell me everything there is to know.-Charles Bukowski-

-I explained it to him loud and clear. What part of "meow" don't you understand? -Lee Wardlaw.

-A woman has seven lives, like cats.-John B. Heywood.

-Cats clearly ask for what they want.-Walter Savage Landor.

-Cats can walk on their own, but there are times when they need our support.-Nicholas Dodman.

-Cats, like men, are sycophants.-Walter Savage Landor.

-Cats do not seek your approval.-Gregory Maguire.

-I tend my flowers and my cats. That and enjoying food is living.-Ursula Andress.

-Cats and dogs believe that politicians are like cemetery guards: they are on top of everyone, but no one listens.-Rita Mae Brown.

-Cats choose us; We are not their owners.-Kristin Cast.

-Those who play with cats should expect to be scratched.-Miguel de Cervantes.

-Deep down, we are all motivated by the same impulses. Cats have the courage to live up to them.-Jim Davis.

-Making movies is like directing cats.-Eric Fellner.

-A compatriot between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.-Benjamin Franklin.

-Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without seclusion and love without penalties.-Walter Lionel.

-Cats are going to be more malicious than dogs always.-John Grogan.

-It depends on our behavior down here with cats, the state in heaven.-Robert A. Heinlein

-If your cat falls out of a tree, don't laugh in his face.-Patricia Hitchcock.

-If you intend to write, have cats.-Aldous Huxley.

-When a cat purrs you can be sure that it is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.-William Ralph Inge.

-Curiosity killed the cat.-Ben Johnson.

-I loved dogs until I discovered cats.-Nafisa Joseph.

-The smallest feline is a masterpiece.-Leonardo da Vinci.

-Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.-Desmond Morris.

-It is not necessary to show cats how to have a good time, as they are unfailingly resourceful in that regard.-James Mason.

-I consider cats to be one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of the first order.-Trisha McCagh.

-Cats have it all: admiration, endless sleep, and company only when they want it.-Rod McKuen.

-People with insecurity problems like cats. These people love to be anonymous.-Henry Morgan.

-Cats possess so many human-like qualities that it is sometimes difficult to differentiate between people and cats.-PJ O'Rourke.

-It is impossible to look at a sleeping cat and feel rigid.-Jane Pauley.

-I wish I could write in a way as mysterious as a cat is.-Edgar Allan Poe.

-I am as alert as a cat to steal cream.-William Shakespeare.

-Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be a prisoner of the whip. That's the cat. If man could meet the cat, man would improve, but deteriorate the cat.-Mark Twain.

-Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.-Jeff Valdez.

-If a dog jumps on your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same it is because you are simply warmer.-A.N Whitehead.

-One day I was counting the cats and inadvertently counting me.-Bobbie Ann Mason.

-Only by observing my cats can I be completely happy.-Paula Cole.

-The craving for love made her feel like a cat that was always twisting at the ankles, meowing, stroking me, looking at me and loving me.-Laini Taylor.

-Cats can mathematically deduce the exact place to sit that will cause them the most complications.-Pam Brown.

-When I feel bad, all I have to do is see my cats and my courage comes back.-Charles Bukowski.

-Maybe I'll end up like one of those crazy old ladies with sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors complain about the smell, and it turns out that I have died and the cats have eaten me. Still, it might be nice to have a cat.-Alex Flinn.

-I am the cat that walks alone and all places resemble me.-Rudyard Kipling.

-I had been told that the cat training procedure was difficult. Not so, mine trained me in two days.-Bill Dana.

-Cats don't need to be owned; They are evil by themselves.-Peter Kreeft.

-Dogs come when called; Cats receive a message and respond to you when they want.-Mary Bly.

-You know how cats do it. They hide to die. The dogs return home.-Thomas Harris.

-I really like cats, they are a great company. When they eat, they always leave something in the bottom of the bowl. A dog polishes the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little behind. It is like an offering.-Christopher Walken.

-I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.-Amy Lee.


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