With jokes we enjoy the moment, we laugh, we learn and we interact with others. For meetings or boring moments they are the best options to make time bearable and to take advantage of it.
In particular, fruit and vegetable jokes are very useful for children to read or for teachers or parents to use in their classes. They not only help teach the name of fruits and vegetables, but also develop a sense of humor.
In the following jokes you will find funny situations with fruits and vegetables as common as apple, orange, tomato, grape, pineapple, banana or pear. You can have the children read them to others or yourself read them to them.
The orange, ha ha ha.
Simple: mangordito.
How is the play called? Simple: take a break.
What is the name of the work? Simple: raisins.
Because he loved Hawaiians.
From vegans!
Simple: he says: "You make me fall in love".
I have you covered.
Don't squeeze me!
How is the movie called? Simple: SILVER- no.
Because their skin peels!
Simple: the palm trees, as they sleep with the coconut.
Simple: the Granada.
Logical: the sauce.
One says to the other: "Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?" The other responds: “My God! A talking pear! ".
Because he ran out of juice!
Easy: "Hasta BANANA".
Easy: the pear, because wait-pear.
Very simple: the peach.
He asks: "Have you been waiting long?" And she replied: No ... "I've always been an apple!".
After a while another chimpanzee passes by and says:
-Hello, little monkey! What are you doing up there?
-Nothing here eating apples.
-You're crazy! What you are eating will be mango, not apples!
-What is the problem friend? This morning I bought half a kilo of apples, and I can eat them wherever I want.
Simple: Pina colada.
Simple: a super tomato.
Simple: a melon disguised as a super tomato.
Simple: a kiwi in an elevator.
Because if they were yellow, elongated and large, they would be bananas!!
Simple: a punished lemon.
Simple: to the other half.
His parents went to a doctor and he, after examining him, told them: “I have 2 news, a bad one and a good one..
The good news: he is alive, alive. The bad news is that it was left in a vegetable state.
Yes, and the other 50% cate.
Cherry-za me?
Nearby was a lemon, to which the policeman asks: "Acid you?"
In math class, the teacher asks Pedrito: “If I have 8 coconuts in one hand and 6 watermelons in the other. That I have?".
Pedrito: "Giant hands, teacher".
To which the other friend replies: “What! Are they not boxes? ".
"Breath breath! That you are drowning! ".
Simple: with pineapples.
A banana came to separate them, as a car goes by at full speed. The rest is history mash.
Simple: half worm.
Maria: "Make a juice, teacher".
Nothing, tangerines don't speak.
Because they are born grouped.
One asks the other:
-Where are you going?".
-I'm going to get manure for the strawberries.
-What? Why don't you eat them with creams like everyone?
The announcer says: “Be careful, on Independencia Avenue a jam truck overturned. There is de-Mora ”.
"Hey you, see if you grow up!".
Lower the curtain, raise the curtain and pass a kiwi.
Lower the curtain, raise the curtain and pass a banana.
How is the play called? Simple: it did not happen orange.
Easy: raisins.
The child, realizing the state of the banana, tells his mother: "Mom, the banana is soft!" To which the mother responds: "Well, tell him to shut up!".
After examining it the doctor tells him: "It will improve with 9 apples a day".
The boy replies: "But can they be green or red?".
The doctor answers: "No, running".
The curtain goes down and the curtain goes up: a camera appears.
Lower the curtain, raise the curtain and a tomato appears posing.
How is the play called? Easy: take a selfie.
Watermelon.
The little egg turns around, gets scared and says:
"First time I've seen furry eggs!".
To which they respond: "We are Kiwis!".
A child asks him: "What fruits do you have in the bag?" The man replied: "If you guess, I'll give you a bunch of bananas!".
After arriving at the stall, he asks the seller: "Are the apples American or French?"
The vendor replied, "Do you want to eat them or talk to them?".
Easy: the ghost strawberry.
Simple: "Run, let's get naked!".
The apple says to her friend: "Do you want to bet I'm so fast that the train won't catch up with me?".
The apple responds: "Okay, okay".
The tomato starts to run and the train comes at full speed.
The apple shouts: “Run tomato, run! Run tomato, run! Run, KETCHUP… run! ".
Jokes with analogy
Direct and indirect speech jokes
Jokes with question marks
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